rlmjob:

pastorbating:

ok so here it is: kid at my friend’s school got expelled because he sent his 6 page sex dream to a girl he had never talked to and then proceeded to ask her out after it. i added the picture of him as a bonus

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eatsleep-rave:

Deadmau5 at Ultra Miami 2014. Such an unexpected surprise.

eatsleep-rave:

Deadmau5 at Ultra Miami 2014. Such an unexpected surprise.

whorederves:

Forever reblog

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

shyannvanityvonsix:

i-just-can-not-handle-this:

keyblade-assassin:

disneysnowprincess:

it-all-started-with-amouse:

wishingondisney:

magic-kingdom-dreaming:

sadieslostgirladventures:

disneytasthic:

xoxo-abby-xoxo:

I WANT IT I WANT THEM ALL TO BE THRILL RIDES AS WELL

NOOOO not thrill rides (afraid of heights!) but I TOTALLY WANT A VILLAINS PARKS SO BADLY IT HURTS <3!

They should be like haunted house rides but themed to the specific villain! 

THIS WOULD BE MOTHER-FREAKING SICK ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WANT THIS SO BADLY PLEASE DISNEY HEAR MY PRAYERS I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY?

DUDE WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THIS

Disney dropped the ball on this one

DISNEY PLEASSSEE



BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THE HANS ONE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL PLEASANT AND CALM, LIKE THERE IS NO CRAZY TWISTS OR TURNS AND IT IS LIKE “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” AND YOU THINK THAT IT’S GOING TO BE THE ONE NICE RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT THEN RIGHT AS IT ENDS HE DOES THE LINE AND THEN IT TURNS INTO A HARDCORE ROLLERCOASTER AND IT’S ALL CRAZY

DO I DISNEY!!! LETTHEVILLIANSHAVEONETHING

WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN DONE
WHY

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

shyannvanityvonsix:

i-just-can-not-handle-this:

keyblade-assassin:

disneysnowprincess:

it-all-started-with-amouse:

wishingondisney:

magic-kingdom-dreaming:

sadieslostgirladventures:

disneytasthic:

xoxo-abby-xoxo:

I WANT IT
I WANT THEM ALL TO BE THRILL RIDES AS WELL

NOOOO not thrill rides (afraid of heights!) but I TOTALLY WANT A VILLAINS PARKS SO BADLY IT HURTS <3!

They should be like haunted house rides but themed to the specific villain! 

THIS WOULD BE MOTHER-FREAKING SICK ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WANT THIS SO BADLY PLEASE DISNEY HEAR MY PRAYERS I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY?

DUDE WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THIS

Disney dropped the ball on this one

DISNEY PLEASSSEE

BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THE HANS ONE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL PLEASANT AND CALM, LIKE THERE IS NO CRAZY TWISTS OR TURNS AND IT IS LIKE “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” AND YOU THINK THAT IT’S GOING TO BE THE ONE NICE RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT THEN RIGHT AS IT ENDS HE DOES THE LINE AND THEN IT TURNS INTO A HARDCORE ROLLERCOASTER AND IT’S ALL CRAZY

DO I DISNEY!!! LETTHEVILLIANSHAVEONETHING

WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN DONE

WHY

marxist2xchromosomeactivist:

THIS is what real comedy is about. THIS is actually funny without harming anyone. THIS is what a genuinely talented comedian tells jokes about.Louis C.K. I love you.

marxist2xchromosomeactivist:

THIS is what real comedy is about. THIS is actually funny without harming anyone. THIS is what a genuinely talented comedian tells jokes about.

Louis C.K. I love you.